milktea
My 8 year old sister's advice on boys.
Me: What do you do when you like a boy?
Sister: You tell him.
Me: And if he doesn't like you?
Sister: You kill him.
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.
“HALT DEAR BROTHER—I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE PROPER ACTION BEFORE CROSSING A MIDGARDIAN STREET IS TO LOOK BOTH WAYS. ALLOW ME TO DO SO FOR THE BOTH OF US.”
“Thor, every mode of transportation these pathetic humans have created would only bruise us at best—”
“THAT IS NOT THE POINT, BROTHER. AS GODS IT IS OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO SET AN EXAMPLE FOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION!”
“How many times must I remind you that such sentimental nonsense will have no sway over my decisions?”
“THINK OF THE MIDGARDIAN CHILDREN, BROTHER!”
“…”
“…”
“…THE CHILDREN!”
I’m a ghost. My best friend is Greg Lestrade. My roommate is Rory. My first kiss is John Watson. My boyfriend is Loki. My murderer is Bruce Banner.
I’m a Time Lord. My best friend is Steve Rogers. My roommate is Loki. My first kiss was John Watson. My boyfriend is Castiel. My murderer is the 9th Time Lord.
I am a Time Lord, my best friend is The Tenth Doctor, he is also my room mate, my first kiss my boyfriend and my murderer …
awks.
I am a demi god, my best friend is Thor, my roommate is sherlock holmes, my first kiss was Eleven, my boyfriend is Loki and my murderer is Jim Moriarty…
Yeahhh… I kind of like this. [apart from the murder but because you know, I DIE.]
I’m a Demon. My best friend is Nine. My roommate is Eleven. First kiss was Clint. Boyfriend is Ten. Murderer is Sam.
this is PERFECT.
Even though Sam kills me.
Perfect.I’m a Leviathan. My best friend is Sherlock. My roommate is 11. My first kiss was Clint. My boyfriend is Cas (sorry Dean). Murderer is Moriarty.
I am perfect content with that. More than content this is perfect!
I’m a Demon. My best friend is Cas. My roomate is Cas… My first kiss was Dean. My boyfriend is Cas… Murderer is Oh FFS, Cas.
What how did I even get cas 4 times
No I did it properly guys
I really did
I’m a Leviathan (WHAT?)
My best friend is Gabriel (I guess we both understand what it’s like having our lives mean almost nothing.)
My roommate is Greg Lestrade (I hope he won’t get the wrong idea when he find out about the other Leviathans I’m not like them I swear.)
My First kiss was taken by Mycroft Holmes (It must have been an accident, I guess I tripped and…)
My boyfriend is Dean Winchester (He some how must have gotten past the fact that I’m a Leviathan)
I’m killed by Jack Harkness (He probably couldn’t get past the fact that I was a Leviathan.)Species: Demon
Best Friend: Sherlock (Let us go DEDUCE together!)
Roommate: Jack Harkness (And, you know, probably casual lover)
First Kiss: John Watson (Sherlock totally introduced us)
Boyfriend: Dean Winchester (Dean and a demon, huh?)
Murderer: Tony Stark (WHY, TONY, WHY????)I got Ten for everything. o.O
I’m a Time Lord who has 9 as a friend and who rooms with Sam Winchester. I kissed Jim Moriarty and now I’m dating Rory Williams and 10 murdered me
Species: Trickster
Best Friend: Cas
Roommate: Cas
First Kiss: Ten =3Boyfriend: Dean Winchester
Murderer: Bruce Banner
Species: Human
Best Friend: Jim Moriarty
Roommate: Rory Williams
First Kiss: Steve Rogers
Boyfriend: Loki
Murderer: Loki
Oh… okay Loki. :c
Human, Thor, Loki, Dean, Sherlock, Jack. Interesting…
