1. krocatoo:

    Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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    (via septemberpoems)

     
  2. christopher-whitelaw:

    sittingonalog:

    … watch your back in theater 9 Mr. Peabody

    u walk in the theater and the lights dim, frozen comes on screen, u sit through the movie, it was so good, u get up to leave but the lights have not risen, frozen is starting over on the screen, u briskly make your way to the exit and the attendant shoves you back inside the theater, don’t you wanna see your movie? he says, you claw at the door as frozen repeats over and over again behind you, elsa telling you to just let it go, your tears turn into tiny snowflakes, on the 3rd day people are eating the theater cushions, you have given up any hope of escape, you sing along quietly for the 43rd time, let it go..let it goo…

    (via obrojobs)

     
  3. Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

    (Source: funnyorwtf, via m4r1mb4-d0rk)

     

  4. thranduilgl:

    Zuko becoming a judge so people can call him ‘your honor’

    (Source: helodean, via somethingkindofstrange)

     

  5. nbchannibal:

    travalicious:

    me after every episode of hannibal

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    us after every episode of hannibal

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    (via danio92)

    Tagged #hannibal
     
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  9. serain:

    More badass eeveelutions… and just in time to celebrate the original post getting 10k notes! Not only that, thanks to thethreehares the original has finally wrapped all the way around to my dashboard… my lil’ baby’s all growed up ;w;

    If you like ‘em please consider purchasing some prints from my storenvy, I would be most appreciative ;w; Thanks tumblr!

    (via bloodgulchalpha)

     
  10. thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    NIGHT TIME

    TIME FOR A CAT PARTY

    HUMAN

    HUMAN DANCE WITH US 

    (Source: magicalteatime, via floateron)

     

  11. feministbadwolf:

    xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyes:

    *obnoxious adult voice*

    Aren’t you a bit young to say you want to smash the patriarchy, trash tradition and rebel against the system?

    *Phineas’ voice*

    Yes. Yes I am.

    (via floateron)

     
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  13. sariady:

    california poppies in my new home.

    portland, oregon.
    june 2013.

    (via hillaryclindone)

    Tagged #poppies
     

  14. huffelpoof:

    colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

    WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

    Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

    (Source: felixdawkins23, via awkward-aeries)

     

  15. humorously:

    skarosoul:

    endermisha:

    bmoburns:

    preteenager:

    HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

    HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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    this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

    it’s like a ballet

     

    (via pizza)

    Tagged #slomo #popcorn